Top 7 Sue Sylvester Quotes

Sue Sylvester aka Jane Lynch is easily the best character from Glee. Her snappy one-liners have the ability to send me into a complete laughing fit for minutes at a time. Entertainment Weekly did a list of her most outrageous quotes, here are some of my favorite that did make the cut:

“That was the most offensive thing I’ve seen in 20 years of teaching –and that includes an elementary school production of Hair.

”…I will go to the animal shelter and get you a kitty cat. I will let you fall in love with that kitty cat. And then on some dark, cold night, I will steal away into your house…and punch you in the face.”

“You think this was hard? Try auditioning for Baywatch and being told they’re going in  another direction. That was hard.”

“I don’t trust a man with curly hair. I can’t help picturing small birds laying sulfurous eggs in there, and I find it disgusting.”

”I like minorities so much, I’m thinking of moving to California to become one.”

”Look at me. Even in the heat of battle, I’m so elegant, regal. I am Ajax, mighty Greek warrior.”

”I, for one, think intimacy has no place in a marriage. Walked in on my parents once, and it was like seeing two walruses wrestling”

And these SHOULD have been a part of this collection of awesomeness:

  • [to Will] You are about to board the Sue Sylvester express. Destination : HORROR
  • [to Jacob] Are you an Eve who was born a Steve? Because if you are I think there’s a special school that would better address your needs, and I think that school is in Thailand.

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